By now, holiday gifts, parcels and packages have been opened—for better or worse—and exchanges and refunds processed. Besides birthdays and anniversaries, winter celebrations include more gift exchanges than any other holidays, worldwide. Through all its scrutiny and biased analysis, fair or not, the proverbial male package is most often judged for quality and appeal based solely on member size. Of course, visual assessment of size is the easiest and most obvious criteria for judgment, albeit no guarantee of equally supreme performance. Much like celebrity females are frivolously ranked for sexiness based on the size and shape of their breasts and butts, famous men bear the burden of their virility being evaluated by the size of their package.
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You don't know RJ Berger just yet, but give it time, you will. A total nerd, a complete dweeb and you guessed it, an absolute dork, RJ is a high school student stuck firmly in the lower level of the social hierarchy. But he does have one thing going for him: a giant penis. Yes, we meant to write that. And after everyone finds out this fun fact, his life is changed forever.